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May. 3rd, 2005 | 08:19 pm

1. First Name: Jeremy.

2. Were you named after anyone? Jesus.

3. Do you wish on stars? I wish on pictures of Bruce Springstein.

4. Which finger is your favourite? The one inside your sister, if you don't have a sister then it is the one inside your brother.

5. When did you last cry? The last time I went to the bathroom, it was beautiful.

6. Do you like your handwriting? I don't hand write, I draw picture representations of words.

7. What is your favourite lunch meal? Either breakfast or supper.

9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? I don't have embarrassing CDs, just embarrassing movies.

10. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I'd be too weird for me, thats confusing.

11. Are you a dare-devil? I am the Dare-Devil, only there's a twist, I can see!!! (gasp)

12. Have you ever told a secret you swore to never tell? It's a secret, but I'll tell you, no.

13. Do looks matter? Well, do I matter? Why don't you think about that.

14. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid? I would never not misuse a word. Ever.

15. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? I'd like to think there is a leprechaun farting out the rainbow at the end of the rainbow.

16. Do fish have feelings? Fish are like humans . . . no they don't have feelings.

17. Are you trendy? I may be, but no one would ever know it.

18. How do you release anger? I masturbate viciously.

19. Where is your second home? In the heart of a homeless man named Sal.

20. Do you trust others easily? Only if they steal, lie, and cheat.

21. What was your favourite toy as a child? Refer back to the anger question.

22. What class in school do you think is totally useless? Do you mean what school in school is totally useless?

24. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Is that some kind of medical cream?

25. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? It's all I can afford.

26. What do you look for in a girl/guy? I generally don't look for half breeds, but I guess as long as they have all the right parts their ok in my book.

27. What are your nicknames? Snacky, Jimmy, Porn Parra, Sex Muffin, The Meat Slicer.

28. Would you ever bungee jump? I barely just regular jump.

30. Do you think that you are strong? Only against little girls and nancy boys.

31. What's your favourite ice cream flavour? Green

32. What's your favourite colour? Mint Chocolate-chip

33. What is your least favourite food? Anything thats been on the floor less than five seconds.

34. How many wisdom teeth do you have? All of my teeth are wisdom teeth.

35. Are you in love with anyone? Helena. And Deep Throat Debby, I just admire raw talent.

36. How many people have a crush on you right now? All of them.

37. What do you miss most right now? All the food I've ever eaten.

38. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? I don't care, unless they all want to send naked pictures of themselves, then please send away.

39. What colour pants are you wearing? Skin colored and hairy.

40. What are you listening to right now? The Bravery and the people having sex upstairs.

41. What are the last 4 digits of you telephone number? 7114

42. What was the last thing you ate? Jerry Micheals, just kidding, thats gross!

44. How is the weather right now? Good I guess.

45. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Verizon Wireless automated menu lady, very nice but no personality.

46. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? The fact that they can either be clothed or unclothed.

47. How are you today? I've gone the bathroom twice, I am good.

51. Hair colour? Bright red, my mom finds it embarrasing.

52. Eye colour: Bright red, my mom finds it embarrasing.

53. Do you wear contacts? Dailies. I wear daily contacts.

54. Siblings? I have a sister who thinks I am cool like everybody else.

56. Favorite food? A meat Manwich

57. Last movie you watched? Tina Turner - still alive live

58. Favourite Sport? Soccer and Pole Dancing, I'm a pole genius.

59. If you only had 1 day left on Earth, what would u do? I would make love to everything I saw, animate or inanimate.

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