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Mar. 2nd, 2005 | 08:20 pm

I was driving home from work the other day and something caught my attention while I was stopped at a red light. In the car next to me, an old lady was smoking. She had to be in her late eighties, early nineties. Her hand was shaking, she could barely lift the cigarette. I thought to myself, this woman wants to kill herself doesn't she. But then I thought maybe she is going through a period in her life where she just let go.

She is living the life. She smokes, she drinks. On tuesdays she goes out with her friend Mirna to the local pub. She goes to Slayer concerts and frequently dances at the Nude ala Mode. She is known to participate in strip bingo at her friends' parties. She is living on the edge, socially and physically. Nothing to lose but her old age.

Then the light turned green and off she went. The oldest, wildest person I have ever pretended to know.

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Feb. 21st, 2005 | 02:55 pm

Horoscope Fever

Aries: Today is a 2. You are going to disappear into thin air for three point two seconds. If you run really fast you might be able to avoid the demon in your refrigerator.

Taurus: Today is a 17. You have gone over our limit for numbers. Try to slow down and come back next week.

Gemini: Today is a 9. Your second side has a fifty percent chance of killing your first side on a wednesday. You might become a Gemino.

Cancer: Today is a 0. You do not have cancer but you do have polio. That sucks.

Leo: Today is a 6. If your name is Jeremy Parra you are awesome. Way to be the man!

Virgo: Today is a pickle. You are long and slender and frequently taste like dill. Try to place yourself next to a delicious hot dog or tasty sandwich.

Libra: Today is a 3. You should have problems with you lawn mower. If you don't own a lawn mower then that is your problem.

Scorpio: Today is a 5. No matter how tall you are. Someone is always going to be taller. So go ahead and overdose on Creatine and stunt your growth for good.

Sagittarius: Today is a 3. You you are are going going to to read read double. double. Fix Fix this this by by no no longer longer reading reading this this sentence. sentence.

Capricorn: Today is a 4. Four is for pie that flies in the sky. Grab a slice once in a while.

Aquarius: Today is a 7. Expect to see harry fingers and middle aged dwarfs on the Home Shopping Network.

Pisces: Today is a 8. When you wake up, don't. Your dream was better.




Until then...

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Feb. 18th, 2005 | 07:55 pm

I am tired. Like usual. I found that I sleep alot. Working at night is pretty tiring. I am starting to work alot too. Every chance I get I work. The people I work with think that I am crazy. They have never seen drive and work ethics like the ones I put forth. I am a machine. I work, sleep, and eat (in order of importance). My girlfriend and I don't talk as much as we would like to. Our schedules are totally different. I am afraid that I am going to turn into a lifeless working machine. But any future plans require money.

I hate money. I hate schedules. I hate time. I hate responsibility.

But without these things I feel incomplete.

Its like the line from Vanilla Sky.

The sweet is never as sweet without the sour.

Something like that.

Anyways, thats todays update.

Till then...

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Jan. 23rd, 2005 | 12:35 am

Here is my season.

You scored as Fall. You are FALL. You appreciate all that you have, and are willing to share with others. You are a friend in the truest sense of the word, and can easily focus your attention on those who need you, placing yourself on the back burner. You make sure your responsibilites are met before you allow yourself \\\\\\\'free time\\\\\\\'.

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Fall

70%

Winter

55%

Spring

50%

Summer

50%

What Season Are You?
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Jan. 22nd, 2005 | 08:26 am
music: Total Eclipse of the Heart- Dan Band

It is Eight-thirty in the morning and I just got home from work.

Lucky I don't think my job sucks yet. The people I work with are cool. I do feel a little awkward during the 'Target Team Stretches'. And I usually don't ask people to do a 'Target Team Lift' like I am suppose to. One deterrent that I came upon was when I went to orientation and we had to watch a target horror dvd entitled 'It Could Happen To You'. It is basically like the bloody drivers ed movies that are suppose to scare kids into driving safe. Only the target one was about accidents that could happen in the work place. Like one guy was strapping carts together and the bungee cord thing he was using came undone and the hook in the end gouged out his eye. And another one had a lady climbing some shelves to get something high and she started to fall, so she reached to hold on to something and her wedding ring got caught on something and it ripped her hole finger off. I started to thing my life was in danger just by working there.

I had Total Eclipse of the Heart stuck in my head all day, or uh night. Only it was the version sung by the Dan Band in Old School. Im not sure if it was a good thing or a bad thing, but it did keep me going.

And I keep ticking away...

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Jan. 19th, 2005 | 06:05 pm
music: The Faint : Paranoiattack

Today I start a new job at Target. I have to be at work at 12:00 AM and I get off at 5:00 AM. I am on the Flow Team. I unload the trucks that come in.

This is me in the future.



Aren't I pimp.

So I continue...

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Nov. 10th, 2004 | 10:28 am

So to answer certain questions. I have been good. I am trying to successfully get through a semester of college. I started playing guitar frequently again. I learned to play nada surf's inside of love and haven't been able to stop playing it. If you haven't heard the song, go onto www.nadasurf.com and check out the video. I am thinking about going back up to NC to go to UNCA. It hasn't been decided, but it is floating around up there in my head. I love the change in weather, the between summer and fall cool wind and warm sun is fantastic. I am also starting to write again. Not as much as I did in high school but its a start. And now for the list.

Current Songs: Nada Surf - Inside of Love, Snow Patrol - Run, Sondre Lerche - Sleep on Needles

Current Movies: I Heart Huckabees, Garden State

Current Foods: Waffles, Tuna salad sandwiches

Current Worst Class: Developmental Psychology

Current Hair Color: Black

Newest Jewelry: American Eagle Bracelet(free)

Newest Headache: Yesterday about 3:00

Pinkest Article of clothing: A pair of boxers

Current Favorite Part of a Girl: Her smile

Current Number of fingers: Ten

Well, I hope you enjoyed the update on Jeremy, me. Leave a message and tell me hi, or I love you, or I wish you were here so I could shake your hand.

I'll try to write on here more frequently.

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Oct. 29th, 2004 | 03:35 pm

This is my heart

This is my mind

This is my home

This is my sign

This is my start

This is my line

This is my poem

This is my rhyme

Throw it all away
Throw it all away

We don't live here like we did
We don't love here like we did

Is this the way it bends
Is this the way it ends

Is this the way it bends
Is this the way it ends

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Oct. 13th, 2004 | 02:57 pm

I love fall. It is the best season, it has the best weather, it is the best. I am kinda sad, six of my friends got kicked out of school for stealing internet. Seventhday adventists are retarded.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

I am in a weird mood. I want to feel free. Time to go outside a think, and write and live.

Too late my time has come
goodbye everybody, ive got to go

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Sep. 20th, 2004 | 06:04 pm

Was helping helena with her business ethics class and found some quotes. I present to you:

Quotes from a Mind Numbing Class's Annual Edition Business Ethics Book

"The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot." - Mark Twain

"The great end of life is not knowledge but action" - T.H. Huxley

"Thoughts, in and of themselves, have tangible effects only if they are translated into acts" - The Boring Business Ethics Book Author

"A man with a watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches isn't so sure." - An old saying

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